English Comedy Between Botsa And Sonia

Bots Satyanarayana, President of the CPC is very powerful in the political scenario, but it is weak in English and Hindi worse.

He had to go on a personal meeting with Sonia Gandhi, President AICC but everyone discussed among themselves what secrets he can talk to her without a common language.

If it takes an interpreter for secret meetings today, in this scenario of rampant media, anything that can get a leak somewhere. That's why he chose the right person. His wife Jhansi Lakshmi, the MP. It is a post-graduate and doctoral university and therefore had no problems communicating what her husband meant to Sonia Gandhi. Thus the wife saved her husband!

Let us see how that secret meeting would have carried.

Botsa: (approaching Sonia), Good morning madam

Sonia: Good morning. Hope everything is fine in AP

Botsa looked at Jhansi

Jhansi: (seeing Botsa) AP lo anthaa baagaane undaa ani aduguthondi

Botsa: (looking at Sonia with smile) yes madam ..yes yes..all guddu

Sonia: We decided to postpone the idea of cabinet seat for Chiranjeevi and what is your take on that?

Botsa understood in his way what Sonia said with the words ‘cabinet seat’, ‘Chiranjeevi’ and ‘postpone’.

Botsa: Yes madam, yes..

Sonia: What yes?

Then Botsa looked at Jhansi again.

Jhansi: Chiranjeevi ki manthri padavi ichche aalochana postpone chesukundata. Nuvvu emantaavu ani aduguthondi..

Botsa: (with Jhansi)..naanu eti anthaanu!! Aame edante adhe gadeti!!

Jhansi: (with Sonia) Ma’am! He says that you have taken right decision

Sonia: What are the steps Chiranjeevi is taking to grow in politics?

Botsa assumed again that he understood what Sonia is saying with the words ‘Chiranjeevi’ ‘steps’ and ‘politics’.

Botsa: Yes madam! He is waste in politics. Dance steps good in pictures.

Sonia frowned at him

Jhansi said ‘sssh’ to Botsa

Jhansi: (with Bosta) Chiranjeevi raajakeeyallo edagadaaniki ela planning chesthunnaadu ani aduguthondi..

Botsa: (with Jhansi) oho adhaa..naanu inkedo anukunnaanu. Aa planninge unte PRP oggesi Congress loki enduki dooriponaadu?! Planningu ledhoo, bongu ledu…manthri padavi ichcheththe yelli cinemaalu chesukune laa unnaadu.

Jhansi translated this word to word to Sonia except the word ‘bongu’ for not finding equivalent English word at the moment.

Sonia: (laughed) I know that.

Botsa: (with Jhansi) eti ‘no’ antandi? Nenu cheppindi right kaadanaa?

Jhansi: (with Botsa) nuvvundu..aa ‘know’ veru neeku telisina ‘no’ veru..

Sonia’s secretary came and alerted her that the meeting should be closed in another 5 minutes.

Sonia: (looking at Botsa) Being the PCC President it is your responsibility to guard the Chief Minister Kiran Kumar Reddy’s chair by strengthening the party and cadre.

Botsa wrongly understood with the words ‘PCC President’, Chief Minister Chair’, ‘Kiran Kumar Reddy’ ‘party and cadre’.

Botsa: Thank you madam. Your blessing. I Chief Minister guddu..not PCC President. My cadre very guddu…

Jhansi: (pinched Botsa) edi arthamaithey adi vaagi manasulo unna aasalu kakkeyaku. Eevidagaaru kompalu aarpeyagaladu. PCC President gaa CM kurchini kaapade baadhyatha nee meeda undi antondi.

Botsa: o adhaa…telusani cheppu

Jhansi: Madam! He is saying that he is already in that mission.
Sonia’s secretary signaled madam looking at his watch.

Sonia: So, all the best. See you again. Bye.

Botsa and Jhansi touched the feet of Sonia and walked out.

(This is only a satire but not the actual happening and it is not intended to hurt anyone)